So, second day and I seem to have mastered the art - or is it the science - of elementary blogging i.e. my first post is still here!
And, on logging in (or is that 'blogging in') I see I have two messages. How heartening, I must be popular.
Ah, wait a moment.
One is from the blog administrator welcoming me to UK Blog. Well, thank 'ee kindly, my dear sir (or madam). Wherever 'here' is. (Sorry Princess Di).
And the second message?
A romantic epistle from a lady on Yahoo mail telling me how much she likes my profile and urging me to contact her as soon as possible for romance and companionship.
Oh! Be still my singing heart! Romance at last?
Call me a cynic. Call me world-weary. Call me suspicious.
(Call me a taxi if you wish)!
But the prospect of an immediate 'sympatico' heart-meets-heart, eyes meet across a crowded room scenario on my very first day? With an email name from Africa? With MY profile? (Thirteenth Duke of Wimbome notwithstanding).
No. Thank you, Miss Okoye.
Maybe I will be proven wrong and you are my dream girl, but in the meanwhile I must decline your tantalising, voluptuous invitation and confine myself instead to writing more drivel such as this.
Hey ho. Back to the salt mines.













never that.
2008-06-26 @ 18:31